If this were a webcomic it would be called I Don't Even Know because seriously, people, I do not. even. know. but it probably wouldn't amount to much since (apart from the fact that I quite obviously can't draw hands) mostly this would mean only variations on this face:
and the occasional puppy. Which you think would get pretty old but thus far it's been the more entertaining aspect of my week and the forecast is only turning all the stranger.
Speaking of strange things and also webcomics, you should probably be reading this.