FREE THINGS!

Had some lonely leftovers from my last big design binge so I made iPhone wallpapers! Because this is what you do! When your dissertation is due in nine days! I am not going crazy!

Or at any rate the wee leopards lurking all dodgy-eyed between my apps made me happy, so I'm just here to share some joy. ¡Bonus! edelweiss for daring, courage, noble purity and the ability to thrive in hard places at high altitude. Visual cue to keep climbing every mountain.

— LEOPARD   |   EDELWEISS —

Files are sized to iPhone 5 height and a doubled width so you can play around with the positioning yourself and can also of course fit anything smaller, too. To download just open the above link on your phone, hold-click the image, and save to camera roll.

self portrait with turkey feathers. in class on a holiday.
to distract me because I needed it. that is all.

So the prompt here was favorite animated character, and we should probably talk about this because I'm not sure about favorite, but Maid Marian was certainly the first to come to mind—Disney's Maid Marian, that is, because when I was little I thought she was hands down the prettiest thing on four paws, plus she played badminton, and then Robin Hood slipped that posey promise ring on her finger and I was confident there had never been a better love story, in Nottingham or otherwise. Are you singing along at this point? Love, it seems like only yesterday . . .

But I'm not all into the cartoon scene anyhow, so favorite's a bit strong. There's a whole handful in the Disney drawer: Anita Dearly, Belle, Rajah, that girl who Mowgli falls in love with. 

Still. That's just Disney. And Disney is great, but then there's Samurai Jack. For Samurai Jack, I have no words. In fact, some episodes don't have words. Which is what I'm trying to say here—this show went so beyond animated I hesitate to even put it in this category. Samurai Jack is more a study in cinematography; the animation itself is super simple, but if you take a step back and consider what the series would look like in live action, there are few that could match it in artistic sense. Then there's the storytelling and the styling and the soundtrack. No wonder they cancelled it. What else do the networks ever do with the best of television?

If you've no idea what I'm on about, repent. Then reclaim your childhood and talk to me. May or may not own the entire series.

True story: I fell asleep typing this. And now it's seven a.m. But since this post passed the point of no return long ago, let's go back to Robin real quick and take a minute to appreciate that this happened.

Hey. Saturday morning, y'all. Go watch some cartoons.

belated.

Neon pink spray paint. A cast-off card from the art museum. An honest-to-goodness true line from an actual book that really said this, no edit necessary. How could I not.

Also, mugwumpery is a real word. As is mugwumpish, or the delightfully rhythmic mugwumpian. 

And people ask me what I'm going to do with my English degree.

in other news,

If this were a webcomic it would be called I Don't Even Know because seriously, people, I do not. even. know. but it probably wouldn't amount to much since (apart from the fact that I quite obviously can't draw hands) mostly this would mean only variations on this face:

and the occasional puppy. Which you think would get pretty old but thus far it's been the more entertaining aspect of my week and the forecast is only turning all the stranger.

Speaking of strange things and also webcomics, you should probably be reading this.